> On Wed, 3 Sep 1997, John Fitch wrote:
> 
> >  I am particularly
> > interested in any problem you have.
> 
> Good! Then here are some problems I have:
> 
> 1. I've been getting bleach spots on my jeans, even though I don't see how
> any bleach is getting splashed on them.
> 
> 2. Yesterday I bought an inexpensive electric wall clock, but now I find
> that it makes an annoying audible "click" every second.
> 
> 3. There is a strange smell in my car's ventilation system.
> 
> Well, you did say you were interested :-)
> 
> 
> --  Larry Troxler  --  lt@westnet.com  --  Patterson, NY USA  --

Clearly, you've been putting bleach instead of oil into your car.
It ate through and leaked into your ventilation system and when
you turn your vent fan on, it sprays all over your jeans!

The fumes are obviously making your clock woozy, and that explains
the buzzing.

Clairvoyance really is amazing, isn't it?

:-)


les



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