this is pretty funny ....  no offense intended antiorp %)


> EUROPEAN DIRECTIVE
> 
> The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
> will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was
> the other possibility.
> 
> As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
> English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five
> year plan that would be known as Euro English".
> 
> In the first year, "S" will replace the soft "C" . Sertainly, this will
> make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "C" will be dropped in
> favour of the letter "K". This should klear up konfusion and musik
> keyboards kan have one less letter.
> 
> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
> tiresome "PH" will be replaced with the "F". This will make words like
> "fotograf" 20% shorter.
> 
> In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
> to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
> always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
> 
> Also al wi agre that the horible mes of the silent "E" in the language
> is disgrasful, and should be don away with.
> 
> By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'TH"
> with "Z" and "W" with "V". During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "O" kan be
> dropd from vords kontaning "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid
> to ozer kombinations of leters.
> 
> After zis fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
> mor trubls or difikultis and evriven vil find it ezi tu understand ech
> ozer.
> 
> ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
>