Ricardo MadGello wrote:
> 
> United States Patent  5,730,140
> Fitch; William Tecumseh S.   March 24, 1998
> 
> excerpt
> 
> Such a situation could easily be signaled by a
> synthesized vomiting sound, using FOF synthesis (CSound manual, Barry
> Vercoe, MIT), with the quantity, nature, and location of the vomitus as
> piggyback variables.

WHERE IS THE ORCHESTRA FOR THIS?!! I NEED to use this in a composition!

Sounds like a good candidate for a new unit generator:

aout	vomit	kquantity, klocation[, imode]

where imode is an optional argument.  I'll stop here.